Engrish

With the Olympics starting in just a couple of weeks, China has started to remove all "English" signs since many times they aren't acurately translated. Here are some of my favorite pictures of labels that have been translated "not quite up to standard."

What in the world?!? I'm hoping this is a foot cream that removes tough skin on the bottom of the feet...
Holy Smokes! The rambling just goes on and on and on...where's the women's lip balm, by the way?
Handle with cake? That's something that I can totally do!